Me: What do you do if someone tries to take you?
Middle: SCREAM "That's not my mommy! That's not my daddy!"
Me: Very good!
Little: "Ah, I'd just bust out a karate move! Or, I'd poke him with a stick!"
Me: (Thud: falling off my chair laughing)
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Me: If you touch any of these boxes of cookies I will cut off your hands!
Little: But then how will I wipe my butt?
And how exactly am I supposed to argue with that logic?
1 comment:
Haha, hilarious.
I'll keep that stick thing in mind if anyone attacks me.
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